Explain away all of your (and your friends') bad habits with this set of twelve magic* velvet zodiac signs by Brass Monkey. Color them with the 8 included brush tip markers, then hang them up (and/or hand them out).
Either way, they're proof that you weren't trying to be difficult on purpose...
mercury is probably just in retrograde or something. *Not actually magic... they're just fuzzy.
 
• Features all twelve zodiacs – each with a specific (humorous) 'trait' of the sign.
• Includes 8 quality brush-tip markers to help you color to your heart's content.
• The box top features a flocked tip-on that's the same material and size as the enclosed zodiacs.
• The outer box measures 8" by 8" by 1.5" deep.
• Each zodiac measures 7" by 4.3125"